Saturday, October 23, 2004
the OC

the bush is back, my endymion assures me.

this after i've contemplated going bare down there. according to reliable sources, one feels more erotic with nether regions as nude as botticelli's venus. like i needed to feel more erotic than the average porn star. but maybe that's a good thing, right? and there's probably a practical side, too. like it would feel clean and it would look prettily prepubescent and there would be less of the tuck-it-hither dilemma. lace thong versus giant granny panties? i'll have the former, thank you very much.

aside from the horrible pain and the embarrassment of exposing yourself in the weirdest pretzel positions to a complete stranger whose goal at the moment is to denude you, getting a brazilian is probably better at soothing a heartache than going to the salon and getting a new 'do. i believe this. no heartache is more painful than having your hair down there pulled out at the roots in the opposite direction of growth. it is just not possible.

why do i talk about the most offbeat things before 10 in the morning? and on a saturday, even.

i rode north at 9:54 AM 8 kph

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